Funny Calling Out of Work Excuses
24 Wonderfully Ridiculous Excuses For Missing Work
We hope you celebrate your sick days in full style lounging around on your sofa with a bowl of popcorn and a wicked grin on your mischievous face you evil mastermind you! We've searched high and low (and found a little help from Twitter) to find the most wonderfully ridiculous excuses people might use for missing work… you know, in case you need some inspiration!
1. I can't come in today, I was abducted by aliens last night.
2. I can't come in today, the show I've been binge watching just released a new series.
3. I can't come in today, there's a family emergency…
My work just called and asked me if I could come in today….. No I cant sorry my friends dads cousins fish died & I gotta go to the funeral
— Haylie (@HaylieKuehner) January 23, 2017
4. Sorry I won't be able to make it in today, I'm protesting Mondays.
5. This probably won't fly too well with the boss:
6. I can't come in today, I woke up in a good mood and didn't want to ruin it.
7. I can't come in today, my cat has separation anxiety.
8. We can foresee this excuse lasting a whole four years…
"sorry I cant come in to work today, I have a lot of hilarious protest signs to read"
— Callum Ormston (@calormston) January 22, 2017
9. I can't come in today, I just found out Beyoncé is pregnant with twins and I have a weeks worth of memes to catch up on.
10. I can't come in today, Netflix just added a new season of my favourite show and there's a healthy 12 episodes that need my attention.
11. I'm just worried for the well-being of my boss:
I cant come in today because I had a prediction that my boss would die if I did.
— Penny Richter (@pennyrichter776) January 23, 2017
12. I can't come in today, I just hate being here.
13. I can't come in today, (or ever again), I've won the lottery and realised I would rather be doing literally anything else than working here.
14. It's pretty cold outside to be fair…
15. I can't come in today, I've come down with a pretty bad case of the hiccups.
16. I can't come in today, it's such a nice day and I want to enjoy it.
17. Hey, what's a guy to do?!
ha ha hey sorry i cant come in to work today i just got sims4
— punkin loaf (@hayleybugo) January 14, 2017
18. I can't come in today, I wont be released on bail until Friday.
19. I can't come in today, but I'm DEFINITELY *not* hungover…
how do i email my boss at 4am that i cant come in to work today bc im sick
— l*dia (@dongvvoos) January 5, 2017
20. I can't come in today, my legs have fallen asleep and they won't wake up.
21.Yeah I'm dead… but I'll be in tomorrow!
hey boss i cant come in today im ded and texting you from beyond the grave *spookyvoice*
— SnarSnar (@Ksnar) January 3, 2017
22. I can't come in today, my hamster unplugged my alarm clock.
23. I can't come in today, I forgot it was Monday.
24. Everyone knows not to disturb a sleeping dog…
I really want to text my boss that I cant come in today… I have a sleeping dog on me and it's too cold. Legitimate reasons. 😩🙃
— Stephanie Lynne (@CUSEblonde24) December 20, 2016
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Annabel Usher, Editor
Source: https://www.fish4.co.uk/career-advice/24-wonderfully-ridiculous-excuses-missing-work/
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